Real-time ambient noise detector
Activate your microphone. The app measures ambient noise levels and tells you if you can safely fart without anyone noticing.
🔍 How it works:
🟢 Under 50dB — All clear. Green zone. You're good.
🟡 50–70dB — Getting risky. Nearby voices detected.
🔴 Over 70dB — ABORT. ABORT. Do NOT proceed.
Quiet environment detected. Proceed with confidence.